Who's Gay??? News at 6!
Wow... I'm SO shocked.
*insert whiny sarcastic voice, per usual*
First it was Lance Bass, famous N'Sync-er... now, it's DOOGIE HOUSER, MD! Yes, that's right kiddies, Neal Patrick Harris, AKA Doogie Houser, has FINALLY come out and admitted to the world that he, too, is escaping from the closet!
Do you know how many times this has been brought up in coversation in the past 15 years? ESPECIALLY after that fucking Harold and Kumar movie (you know, White Castle?).
Now if only Cryptkeeper would come out of the closet. And the batwinged bride, Ghosthunter. I swear, the only thing keeping these two together is the fear that they would be outed if they weren't recently married.
I think the only thing that they have in common is their love for gruesome, gory movies, and creepy things like bat endoskeletons, dehydrated spiders, and the occasional moonlight trip through the cemetary (I'm sure trying to conjure up some spirit that will lead them to more weed).
I worry that they are not the only ones keeping it under wraps... perhaps some of my coworkers from Hollywood. Like Shyboy or TFT.
*insert gripy, bitchy, medicated blathering here*
Sure, I've heard excuses from Shyboy, but I always wondered. He is just TOO sensitive, TOO nice. Know what I mean? Makes you want to get all cuddly with him. But at the same time, you'd curl up on his belly talking, as if he were your brother... not face to face for the beginning of some fun lovin'.
TFT always worried me. From day one even. He always had to touch, or hug, or brush against body parts as if he were trying to prove that he WASN'T secretly gay. His wife hadn't given any to him in three years, so he boasted about the other married person he was seeing on the side when he finally DID get some. Maybe the wife is closet lez, too. Who knows? Maybe that's the only way that they can cope?
I'm worried about Shyboy though. If he doesn't start getting some soon from SOMEONE, he may just go postal one day. He's awful uptight at times. He's GOT to remove that stick from his ass soon!
Speaking of the Hollywood crew, I wouldn't be the LEAST bit surprised if God'sGift turned out to be hiding the same "dirty little secret". Hell, I feel like I love them all for who they are (read: completely insane), but it would be somewhat humorous if they DID, in fact, come out to everyone.
God'sGift tends to be an overcompensator as it is. I mean jeezus-h-christ... his behavior with one drink may as well be a gallon of booze the way he pretends. C'mon... he drinks nearly every night of the week (or so he lets on), yet he gets "intoxicated" after a freaking Corona? I just don't think so. He's just trying to get attention. Is it only HE that doesn't comprehend that he's acting like an ass or does he really think it's funny?
CBL should beat the fuck outta him. I know she wants to from time to time... she certainly won't sleep with him, despite his pushy attempts.
Fuck those whiny boys. Maybe that'll snap 'em out of it. But highly doubtful.
*insert whiny sarcastic voice, per usual*
First it was Lance Bass, famous N'Sync-er... now, it's DOOGIE HOUSER, MD! Yes, that's right kiddies, Neal Patrick Harris, AKA Doogie Houser, has FINALLY come out and admitted to the world that he, too, is escaping from the closet!
Do you know how many times this has been brought up in coversation in the past 15 years? ESPECIALLY after that fucking Harold and Kumar movie (you know, White Castle?).
Now if only Cryptkeeper would come out of the closet. And the batwinged bride, Ghosthunter. I swear, the only thing keeping these two together is the fear that they would be outed if they weren't recently married.
I think the only thing that they have in common is their love for gruesome, gory movies, and creepy things like bat endoskeletons, dehydrated spiders, and the occasional moonlight trip through the cemetary (I'm sure trying to conjure up some spirit that will lead them to more weed).
I worry that they are not the only ones keeping it under wraps... perhaps some of my coworkers from Hollywood. Like Shyboy or TFT.
*insert gripy, bitchy, medicated blathering here*
Sure, I've heard excuses from Shyboy, but I always wondered. He is just TOO sensitive, TOO nice. Know what I mean? Makes you want to get all cuddly with him. But at the same time, you'd curl up on his belly talking, as if he were your brother... not face to face for the beginning of some fun lovin'.
TFT always worried me. From day one even. He always had to touch, or hug, or brush against body parts as if he were trying to prove that he WASN'T secretly gay. His wife hadn't given any to him in three years, so he boasted about the other married person he was seeing on the side when he finally DID get some. Maybe the wife is closet lez, too. Who knows? Maybe that's the only way that they can cope?
I'm worried about Shyboy though. If he doesn't start getting some soon from SOMEONE, he may just go postal one day. He's awful uptight at times. He's GOT to remove that stick from his ass soon!
Speaking of the Hollywood crew, I wouldn't be the LEAST bit surprised if God'sGift turned out to be hiding the same "dirty little secret". Hell, I feel like I love them all for who they are (read: completely insane), but it would be somewhat humorous if they DID, in fact, come out to everyone.
God'sGift tends to be an overcompensator as it is. I mean jeezus-h-christ... his behavior with one drink may as well be a gallon of booze the way he pretends. C'mon... he drinks nearly every night of the week (or so he lets on), yet he gets "intoxicated" after a freaking Corona? I just don't think so. He's just trying to get attention. Is it only HE that doesn't comprehend that he's acting like an ass or does he really think it's funny?
CBL should beat the fuck outta him. I know she wants to from time to time... she certainly won't sleep with him, despite his pushy attempts.
Fuck those whiny boys. Maybe that'll snap 'em out of it. But highly doubtful.
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